EEEK! VAMPIRE!

Today's lesson in class was sooooo boring, so I began thinking about vampires and i came out with some things about them..

You see, vampires are supposed to be immortals but i don't think so because i find that they die more easily than normal humans like us.. I found out that vampires have a lot of disadvantages.. below are a few disadvantages of being a vampire..

1) Vampires are vulnerable to sunlight
2) Vampires are allergic to garlic
3) Vampires must drink blood
4) Vampires are cold blooded
5) Vampires tend to get AIDS a lot more often than us

You must be wondering how the hell vampires get AIDS more often than us..well vampires drink blood from different victims often so they have a high chance of drinking the blood of someone with AIDS. In case you don't know, AIDS is a disease of the human immune system caused by the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV). It can be spread by blood. In vampire terms, this may be called blood poisoning, so if you're a vampire, you may want to go and bring your victim for a blood test just to make sure you are safe from AIDS..

First post.. Happy?

Hey cool, it actually works! Firstly, I would like to thank my mom for buying me this pencil to write my past life experiences in here..ok this is lame, anyway, i am not gonna write any life experiences or what i did today or anything which concerns my everyday life because i find it lame.. I am also not gonna tell anyone who the hell am i and what i do because i find that lame too.. I am also not gonna write any looooooong poems or songs like


Violets are red
Roses are blue
If I'm not colourful
Then so are you..

because I find this extremely lame, changing topic,

So if you are wondering how on earth is the address linked to the title of this blog, don't ask me, I have no idea why the hell i made this freaking blog and why i wasted 10 minutes of my life doing all these things.. okay bye (:

I like waffles! :D