Fine Dining - Failed

Last Friday night was the fine dining day, or whatever it was called.. It was pretty cool because everything was really different.. and when I say everything, I mean it..












I am proud to say that our school has provided us with proper tables and proper chairs, although the tables are abit exaggerating.. (I expected it to be the canteen chairs and tables since they always do that for student dinners)











Isn't it cool? We looked like those people from some castle thingy..










or from some movie called Harrie Potter (How to spell?)







god this is cheezy(not me).. next thing you know my school will be hosting a flying broom handball competition or something.. and then there will be "the one who cannot be named"












(Please don't kill me if this is you)








Anyways, I am glad to tell you I didn't die from the "milk poison" which they put into absolutely everything in the food that night, I shall show you the many ways of how they tried to kill me..








Soup (with cream)











and bread (with unlimited butter)










Also,








Chicken, fish and the everything rice.. (with butter -__-")



and of course, the best food of the night,















CHOCOLATE CAKE (WITH MILK -______-")


If you want to kill me using this kind of method, at least do it in a better way.. It's like trying feed a cow with poisoned beef.. -___-"


But the dinner was really cool and the only problem was that we had to eat them in a really proper way.. (so proper till 70% of our population don't even know about it)




It is so strange until I think that a dog's way of eating is much simpler.. because we are not allowed to use spoon to eat rice, we are not allowed to use chopsticks to eat rice, we are not allowed to use hand to eat rice, and we are not even allowed to dig into the rice like dogs do..

Instead, we had to eat with the back of the fork.. what a ridiculous way of eating.. Even dogs look confused when you ask them to do that..













what weirdos..




So with all the rules and stuff, we had no choice but to follow, and of course, after 10 minutes, we couldn't keep up any longer.. so we switched back to the original way and started eating like how people always ate.. (thanks to Melanie, who started it first and convinced the people around her to do that)



Apart from that, we also had to do "small talks" which kinda ended up with nonsense like deciding which knife is suitable to kill and stuff like that..


So to end off, this was one of the coolest night ever, with a "really" educational learning experience.. NOW I KNOW WHY PEOPLE INVENTED CHOPSTICKS :D

And they say the zoo is a place for kids..

Okay today I went to the singapore zoo, (yes because my mom wanted to bring me and my cousin out) and guess what..

They don't censor things in the zoo..







WARNING LEVEL: 6, Below is a pic of something pretty obscene.. All CHILDREN AS WELL AS PEOPLE WHO HAVE SERIOUS MEDICAL ISSUES ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO SEE..























































































My eight year old cousin: "What are they doing?"
*Everyone looks at him* Awkwardness comes in
Me: "They are playing piggyback game!"
My cousin: "Really?"
*The tortoise makes moaning sounds*
Me: "Yeah.. :D"


Oh well, at least that was educational.. fancy seeing tortoises screwing each other in the zoo.. I hope this doesn't get you turned on..

What does being a leader mean to you? What does a leader mean to you?

For once, this will be a serious post..




The choir camp didn't turn out as planned. It could have been better but because of some unexpected problems, some activities were cancelled..

Although everything turned out fine in the end, I have to say that I had learned many things from this experience..

I learned that when you are a leader, there will always be shit problems in front of you and you will have to deal with it.. the problems will sometimes turn out to be something unexpected and it may probably be difficult to solve it, so you will probably get pissed off till you wanna give up..

However what I have really learnt is, when you are a leader, you are not supposed to show your anger to your followers, Never show that you are breaking down or everything is gone.. Like a general in war, once he shows that he doesn't know what to do, his troops will think that all is lost and everything is gone..

You must not show that you are breaking down, you must not show that you don't know what to do, you must always put up a face that shows that you know what to do and show that everything is fine even though it is not..


Another thing I learned is that, every leader contributes in his or her own ways, the only difference is how much they are recognised.. How do you know whether a leader is doing his job? When he is still a leader, it means that he is still contributing..

For example, me, I may not go out and lead the whole choir, but I help to teach people and other leaders who don't know things, I help to contribute ideas.. that itself was never recognised, but it is my way of leading others..(I'm not boasting or anything) Some people think I am the most useless one, they just want to make me feel demoralised.. But what they don't know is that those bad words are just words that I am able to make use of to make me a better leader..

Those people who look up to me, those leaders who look up to me, I have to say that I look up to them too. Leaders always look up to each other and when they look up to another leader, they will become better..

Another thing I have learned is, as a leader, when things go right, you are hardly praised, but when things go wrong, you are always the first one to be blamed.. This is what every leader have to accept..

Sometimes, I feel that I am not a leader, sometimes I feel that I'm just making a fool out of myself, but after what I have been through for the past 2 years, I found out that I was doing the right thing and that I was a true leader. I found out that there are people who look up to me and look out for me to lead them..

Once, I was just a member, like everyone else, then I became a leader, arrogant and indecisive, but luckily I found out my mistakes and learnt from them, now I am a better leader and person who is able to help others..

I'm not saying that I am now perfect, I am saying that you must point out to leaders their mistakes and give them time to change, not to think that they are incapable and condemn them.. Even if they are incapable, you can always help them to make them into a better leader..

To all those leaders who are reading this, you must know that to be a leader, you will need to not only make sacrifices, but you must be able to handle your emotions when shit happens or when people think lowly of you.. As long you are leading, you just need to think the other way around and wonder how you are able to use the curses and complains to your benefits..

To all those people who are reading this, treat your leaders with respect, when they are in the wrong, point it out to them, help make them become better, because without them, your team may not get as far as what it is today..

Oh great! The whole world is blind now? Or just plain stupid?

What a world we have nowadays. I'm not that sure if the people living in our world are getting smarter, because based on what I saw yesterday, I have confirmed that many people have brains the size of a pea..











In case you can't read the sign, it says - STRICTLY NO CLIMBING, Please be advised that the structures in this gallery are not meant to be climb upon..



This instruction looked pretty simple to me, even a three year old can understand, but still, there are always people who prove themselves to be more stupid than a toddler..





I know what you must be thinking, what's the big deal? They only advised us..


What? Just because they didn't put a fine does not mean you can do it.. -.-



I'm not referring to the toddlers standing on the structures, I am referring to the adults watching them..


I have no idea what the hell they were thinking, because the sign was placed there for a reason.. And adults taught us to follow rules, well look who is not following rules now.. (I think they are just trying to act like as if it is a small matter, very soon, someone will die while climbing it)






Maybe more people are getting blind nowadays, or worse, maybe more people are becoming dumb.. Do you know what would happen if the whole world becomes dumb? Everyone will die, because someone would accidentally atomic bomb every country in this world.. or maybe they would accidentally bomb the moon, pulling it towards us, and hurray we will become what they dinosaurs are now.. God bless us..



Now, since they can't understand that simple signboard, I bet they can't understand this one either..






I bet you, at least more than a thousand people will go and touch that sign and cut their hands..

morons


But no worries, very soon, someone would start devising a plan on how to prevent stupid people from trying to kill themselves accidentally.. Like for example, this..










I think that will not be all, very soon, they will also teach people how to be smart through television programs like the ones below which look oddly familiar..











Yes, I know these people are probably the last people to teach people to be smart.. but what can you do? To teach a dumb person, you need to think simple..


Let us all hope that this world will not become one of the dumbest things in this world or we would end up eating earthworm burgers..

"The Dictionary Game"

In my tuition centre, we don't learn like the way we do in school... Schools are just ridiculous.. they follow cycles everyday, and their cycles are kinda like the same as the day before..







Monday:(work + work + work + work + work + work) x1000
Tuesday: (work + work + work + work + work + work) x1000
Wednesday: (work + work + work + work + work + work) x1000
Thursday: (work + work + work + work + work + work) x1000
Friday: (work + work + work + work + work + work) x1000
Saturday: (homework + homework + homework + homework + homework + homework) x1000
Sunday: (homework + homework + homework + homework + homework + homework) x1000
Holidays: (homework + homework + homework + homework + homework + homework) x1000²





So, in my tuition centre, we play games that are able to help us learn too, and one of the game is called " The Dictionary Game "





No it is not a game which introduces fear or murder into people's mind, so this game is very safe unless you are able to get fits or internal bleeding when you read or write..

So, the rules of the game is pretty simple, the teacher says a random unknown word, and you are suppose to guess the meaning..

For example,



Engarland


Now usually you play this game in a group, so there will always be people who give stupid definitions.. like

-Engarland is a place next to England
-Engarland is a process where enrichment takes place in garlic
-Engarland is where people with brains the size of 1mm stick together (I don't know how this is linked)
-Engarland is a land where Pikachu, Barney and Dora live together


And of course, the teacher will also be putting in the correct definition among ours, but it is all mixed up so we don't know which one is correct.. (usually it is the most sensible one)

So, after we are done writing our definitions, we will be asked to vote for which one we think is right..(no you are not allowed to vote for your own, if you do this, the teacher will take the washing machine and stuff it into your mouth)

You get a point for every vote your definition has.. and 2 points if you vote for the truly correct definition..

In the end, the person with the highest number of votes wins.. simple right?


Now, imagine this game is used in chinese..


No, I think this is impossible to play using chinese. You see, if people play this game using the chinese language, the definitions would probably be so stupid and ridiculous until the teacher is able to literally go around killing everyone in the room including herself/himself..

Let me demonstrate how you play this game using the chinese language..





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The definitions would most likely go like this..

- House with antennae
- Electrical poles
- Wood is always right
- when 3 people come together, one of them will grow a beard, while another grows 2 tails while the other one stabs himself..
- Star Wars TIE fighter, because it has 2 guns, and it looks like one..






This would mark the end of the world because the definitions are so bad everyone would laugh till they die in a manner where scientists originally thought it was impossible..





So now you know, "The Dictionary Game" can only be used for English only.. Using any other language would prove to be fatal even for superman.. Even if you are better than Superman, then you will still die anyway..

People on land are already weird enough, imagine people on trains..

One advice when you take MRT trains, DO NOT look at anyone..









Seriously, when you look at someone very carefully, you will never be able to live your life in peace again..




Today, when i got onto the train, there were these 2 men. One was using his laptop, one was playing his psp. Yup I know it sounds normal because that is not the point..

The guy who was playing with his psp kept looking at the laptop (no they were not friends) Can you imagine playing some psp game like dissidia or pokemon or hello kitty adventure island while looking at some random person's laptop at the same time?

It is almost impossible if you ask me.




I think that guy was probably planning to steal the laptop or he could probably be a secret spy agent who is sent from some random country to get information about us.. If you are one, there is only one thing i can tell you.. we are weirdos and you don't wanna touch us..

What was inside that laptop anyway? It can't be some super confidential secret weapon plans that consists of the formula for factorisation because we want to beat the Venetians who used the pythogaras theorem in naval combat.. so im guessing maybe it was the simpsons because they are just funny..





Anyway, after them, sat another two men again..this time one was middle aged, and one was around 28 years old.. So when the 28 year old sat down, the middle aged man kept staring at him until the young man felt uncomfortable.. It is kinda like You stare at me and I stare back trying to say wth are you doing? That middle aged man did that for 4 times (yes omg) and there is only 1 question left to ask about him..






Is he gay?

I sure hope not because he had his wife next to him.. Imagine telling your wife after 20 years of marriage that you are gay and you are in love with the guy sitting next to you.. She will probably kick you so hard until dinosaurs never existed..

If I were the 28 year old guy.. I would probably say to him this..."STOP STARING MY ASS OFF YOU PERVERT!" then i shall call the police and have him arrested for sexual harassment.. Then the little pervert shall go and spend the rest of his life in the little prison cell with Barney..





And I thought that land has made us crazy enough, but now I see trains has made us even more insane.. Now can you imagine people on aeroplanes?

So now I guess you should know well enough never ever touch/stare/hit another person or at least try to, people like me will probably think you came from mars or venus..





Walls Have Eyes Too..